Clearly these guys don’t play by the man code of looking straight ahead at urinals.
He just pulled a double shift at Wal-Mart during the holidays, came out to his green Ford Taurus wagon and then suddenly realized … yes … yes, things can indeed get worse.
Clearly Dope Sandwich Suitcase: If I had this I would stand uncomfortably close to one of those “bluetooth and suit wearing BIZZZ guys that loudly talk about spreadsheets” at the airport.
Clearly Dope Tumblr Texts From Pawnee: I just bitch slapped Tuesday’s productivity in the mouth.
Clearly this will stop all of the staring: There was a breast feeding conversation at the water cooler this morning and I come back to my computer to see the boob beanie. Tomorrow at the cooler I’m going to talk about finding a box of money.
I’ve honestly had better luck contacting the dead through a psychic than connecting with anyone on FB chat.
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Cat Beard: Just going to put this here, because it needs to be here.
